Selected Essays & Creative Writing

“It is necessary to write, if the days are not to slip emptily by. How else, indeed, to clap the net over the butterfly of the moment? For the moment passes, it is forgotten; the mood is gone.” —Vita Sackville-West


 

The
Difference
Between
Men & Women

by Dave Barry
Let’s say a guy 
named Fred is 
attracted to a 
girl named 
Martha.

He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else. And then, one evening when they’re driving home, a thought occurs to Martha.... Read more

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